Shoutout to Matoula for reminding me that I’ve wanted to make one of these for a minute now. Also peep my Darrell green and Cal ripken bobbleheads on the window sill lmfao.

Tumblr Accent Challenge:

• What is your name/username?

• Where are you from?

• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

• What do you call your grandparents?

• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

• What do you say to address a group of people?

• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

• Choose a book and read a passage from it.

• Be a wizard or a vampire?

• How old are you?

• Is it cold where you are?

• What is your favorite color?

• What color are your eyes?

• Do you have freckles?

• When is your birthday?

• What was the last thing you drank?

• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?

• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?

• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

• Do you think you have an accent?

• End this with three words.