// Am I the only person who doesn’t give a fuck about Charlie Sheen?//

Okay, so the dude smokes 7 gram crack rocks and thinks he has the blood of a tiger or some shit, whoop de fucking do. Do you know what’s going on in Libya, Wisconsin, Illinois, right around the street from your fucking house? LOOK AT HOW MUCH GAS HAS GONE UP!!!! Shit has gone up 35 cents in a little over a week and you all care about this fuck up? I get that you all are too stupid to follow the issues taking place in other areas of the country, let alone the world, but look at shit that is directly effecting you and start giving more of a fuck about that. I swear to God, people in America love to be distracted from real issues. 

oh and also, I think he’s lying about half the shit he’s saying. This shit has given him more of a career boost than anything he did since “Platoon.” How many of yall even watched “Two and a Half Men” the last few seasons? and 7 gram rocks? please. an 8 ball is 3 grams and that’ll kill someone if they take it in one night. Add 4 grams to that in a more potent form and the dude’s heart would have exploded.

By all means, though, concentrate on this fuck up who somehow still has custody of his kids and not the GOP’s attack on workers’ unions, women’s rights, and Middle-Class America as a whole. Go back to bed, America. 

/rant